Thanks to YT user Funnybones021 for putting this video together. I have always wanted to see the Hey Arnold Jungle movie.
me: i don't ship Arnold and Helga
mom: ship- that's when you like two people together right?
me: right
mom: why don't you ship them
mom: the whole point of Helga's character is to be Arnold's love interest
mom: what do you mean you don't ship them
mom: hoW DO YOU NOT SHIP THEM
me: cowers in fear
Boyfriend: What are you reading? Pony fanfiction? Are they having pony sex?
me: No! I like My little pony, but I'm not reading fanfiction about them!
Boyfriend: Then what fanfiction are you reading?
me: I don't want to tell you...
Boyfriend: Now, I have to know!
me: NO
Boyfriend: Come on tell me!
me:
Boyfriend:
me: Hey Arnold...
Boyfriend: That cartoon with the Footheaded kid?
me: Yes...
